I Was Shanked in NJ

A week ago, I was in Clark, NJ, doing some holiday shopping. I was reaching up to the top shelf in a toy store to grab a gift for Arthur, when a guy appeared at my side and STABBED my arm with a razor sharp knife! I gasped, grabbed for the knife, and threatened his life until security arrived.

Or.

A week ago, I was doing my due diligence with my dermatologist, and I went to have a mysterious mole removed at the Dermatology Clinic in Clark, NJ.

All depends on your point of view.